Our story from ATG No 2364 on how piano keys are distorting ivory trade figures, according to BADA.

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Given Defra’s counting principles (see ATG No 2364), should it still be malingering there in the corner after this nonsensical virtue-signalling bill becomes law, will I have to apply for 52 separate licences at £40 a pop should I wish to offer it again?

Simon Shouler

Shouler & Son

Melton Mowbray, Leicestershire