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Running through to September 11, it features Wain's watercolour Footballers, right.

It made me wonder if any of the dealers and auctioneers taking part in the football match in aid of Breast Cancer Haven on September 3 will end the match needing sticky plasters to cover the odd graze.

To see the two sides doing battle at the Bank of England Sports Centre, Roehampton, London, contact Lennox Cato on 01732 865988.